I can’t even remember what I had for dinner last night. 

I'm always like, "Well, you know, that thing!" because the words won't come out.

I’m getting so bad with names. I’m just like, "Who was that again?" 

I get told "You already told me that" way too often. 

I go shopping and come home without one thing I actually needed. 

I go upstairs and "Wait... why am I here?" 

Looking for my glasses and house key is my daily task now. 

I microwaved it and forgot about it until the next day.